You may have left cell service a hundred miles behind, but take note: Nature always finds a way to call. You can have an answer at the ready with this handy kit. It packs 4 feet of butt-saving two-ply in a water-resistant package that fits in any pack or tool bag. Includes wet wipes with aloe and vitamin E, too – we won’t get into it here, but there’s a small yet vocal group of guys willing to wage an all-night shouting match in their favor. Hand wipes, sanitizer and a disposal bag keep contamination to a minimum. Grab a few and consider them cheap insurance for the next time your innards stage a rebellion.