Visit The Zombie Island of Dr. Ned, where the JakobsCorporation would like to invite you to experience the splendorof a corporate owned small town known as Jakobs Cove. Anyrumors you may have heard about the “undead” walking ourstreets are completely preposterous and we officially denythem all. If those rumors turn out to be true simply purchase afirearm from the conveniently located Jakobs Brand VendingMachines and aim for the head. Also, would you mind savingour employees? (Non-union only please)Are you god's gift to gun fights? Think you're the best?Wanna prove it? Then help us celebrate the grand openingof Marcus Bank (a subsidiary of Marcus Corp) by killinghundreds and hundreds of people in Mad Moxxi's UnderdomeRiot, the only competitive arena around where your next ofkin can be assured that you're coming back famous…ornot at all. (All proceeds are kept by us)