It's the Friday before a science fiction convention weekend. Hundreds of fans are lined up at the registration desk. The posters for the Media Guests of Honor aren't done, there's a problem with the Program Booklet, the Author Guest of Honor has gone AWOL, and the coffee inthe Green Room is DREADFUL The convention chair's boyfriend has just smashed up his car.And now the entire hotel has been kidnapped by time traveling androids, and taken for a quick jaunt around the Moon.At least something is going right.Welcome to AbductiCon.This is a humorous and metaphysical science fiction story of fandom, the convention culture, and the treasured tropes of science fiction.