Well, if you just had your biggest hit ever, you'd probably try to replicate it, too. And if you were praised for being visionary because you played all your
blues
grooves to a slightly sequenced beat, you'd probably be tempted to not just continue in that direction, but to tighten the sequencer and graft on synthesizers, since it'll all signal how futuristic you are. While you're at it, you might visualize how space age this all is by turning your signature car into a space shuttle. If you look at things that way, then
Afterburner
,
ZZ Top
's follow-up to their blockbuster
Eliminator
, makes sense -- they're just giving the people more of what they want. Problem is, no matter how much you dress
up, they're still
. Sometimes they can trick you into thinking they're a little flashier than usual, but they're still a lil' ol'
band from Texas, kicking out blues-rockers. And
blues-rock
just doesn't kick when it's synthesized, even if
's grooves always bordered on robotic. So,
, their most synthetic album, will not please most
fans, even if it did go platinum several time over and reached number four. That's all just a sign of the times, when even
hard rock
bands had to sound as slick as
synth pop
, complete with clanging DX-7s and cavernous drums. As an artifact of that time,
is pretty good -- never has a
album sounded so artificial, nor has a nominal
album sounded so devoid of
. Apart from the chugging
"Sleeping Bag,"
not even the singles sound like
(though
"Dipping Low (In the Lap of Luxury"
is a blatant
"Gimme All Your Lovin'"
rewrite): the terrific post-
new wave
rocker
"Stages"
is the poppiest thing they ever cut, the
ballad
"Rough Boy"
is far removed from slow
, and the full-fledged synth
dance
of
"Velcro Fly"
is a true mind-bender. All this means that
is merely a product of its time -- the only record
could have made at the time, but it hardly exists out of that time. ~ Stephen Thomas Erlewine