What does a hurricane do in the morning?Puts on his windsocks!How do artists protect their castle?With a drawbridge!Doctor, Doctor! I think I'm turning invisible!I'm sorry. I can't see you today!Why do potatoes make the best teachers?Because they have eyes in the back of their heads!Here at last: the funny jokes that every seven year old needs to know, from the million-selling Awesome Jokes series.A power pack of punchlines that's sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They're all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.Give that seven year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!
What does a hurricane do in the morning?Puts on his windsocks!How do artists protect their castle?With a drawbridge!Doctor, Doctor! I think I'm turning invisible!I'm sorry. I can't see you today!Why do potatoes make the best teachers?Because they have eyes in the back of their heads!Here at last: the funny jokes that every seven year old needs to know, from the million-selling Awesome Jokes series.A power pack of punchlines that's sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They're all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.Give that seven year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!
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