Darren Morrissey is man of average height and above average beardedness. Although he is a little long sighted, he is still able to identify many different types of cake at close range. BADFINGER is a collection of the most hilarious entries from his blog. Each entry has been digitally remastered with lots of new pictures and cartoons and even some entirely new content for your eyeholes! In an effort to be up front about the content of this book, the whole front cover is a pie chart based on the number of words in and the content of each section of the book. It has been lovingly crafted to give you the most accurate picture of what is inside this tome. A pie chart! I know, right!