Falling UFOs tore half of the White House to ashes following Russia's shooting down of the American Space Station. Red Bricks, the Kremlin claimed responsibility for the attack.
Earlier, Russia accused America, France and Holland of sponsoring genocide on Helford Island. President Putin's call to Donald Trump, to resolve certain burning issues, was met with defiance. "The falling UFOs are the debris from the American Space Ship," said the Kremlin.
Russia didn't hesitate to use supersonic weapons against the USA and the Allied Forces, when Collins Abraham, Africa's wealthiest business mogul, while in exile in Moscow, called on Russia to intervene in the ethnic standoff between the two Helford Island rival factions - the Komolombos and the Kololombos tribes.
The decades old conflict has claimed hundreds of thousands of lives.
When the American President sent his Marines to evacuate the Allies and called all the Americans home, a Field Marshal decayed to his skeleton. It's yet a mystery-suspense whether the emergency details rescued the other Generals - live or dead.
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