Run for your lives! Hide your daughters and lock up the liquor cabinet! Populist raconteur Rob Maisch is back with another rowdy collection of short stories. Moving from childhood and early years into college in the seventies at Michigan State where the grief he caused is still 'fondly' remembered, to his illustrious career as a... mall manager (the grief there cost him his job) during the -choke- disco era, Maisch recounts all with verve and a sly grin. Art by a bevy of rising talent including Brett (Couscous Express) Weldele and Xeric award-winner Robyn Chapman.