The Crescenta Valley is an upper middle—class suburb of Los Angeles. It enjoys a low crime rate and high property values. But like any community, it has a distasteful side to its history. These are the stories you won’t hear from the local Chamber of Commerce—mildly amusing gossip and cringe—worthy history; racial hatred; a town close enough to Hollywood to provide quiet homes to not—so—quiet Hollywood stars, including the gossip that goes with them. And all of this in a valley between two mountain ranges that offer natural disasters on a seeming regular schedule. Like someone’s dirty laundry, this history book reveals some embarrassing stains.