The perfect Christmas gift for new dads and expecting fathers! A punderful resource of the funniest dad jokes that every dad needs in their arsenal!
With over 500 brand new jokes on a range of topics to get dads ready to embarrass their children—and most importantly—embarrass them early, this laugh—out—loud book is a hilarious gift great for baby showers, holiday stocking stuffers, Father's Day, and beyond! From
USA Today
bestselling author Jimmy Niro,
Dad Jokes for New Dads
is a special edition joke book for new parents and soon—to—be fathers that celebrates dads with a full arsenal of dad jokes, silly quips, witty one—liners, and "helpful" pro tips to help them get by! A funny white elephant gag gift from any kid, wife, or partner to celebrate and prepare the new dad in their life!
Includes knee—slappers like:
Q: What did the big beer name its baby?
A: Micro brew.
I wrote a book about birds once. My publisher said it flew off the shelves!
Dad Pro Tip #1
: If the baby starts to spit up, turn it toward someone else.