Shake up a cocktail of chaos, dark humor, and island madness - and what you get is
Dark & Stormy Nights
.
This memoir blends:
2 shots of Hunter S. Thompson's
The Rum Diary
1 generous pour of Tucker Max's
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
A splash of
Californication
's unapologetic dark humor
All served with a twist of tropical storms, sinking boats, and Bermuda Police Department hospitality.
From the moment G. Longtale touched down on the tiny island, life became a blender full of rum, questionable choices, and hilarious consequences. This is not a travel guide - unless you want step-by-step instructions on how to ruin a scooter, flee from cops in boxer shorts, or sink your social life (along with your boat) faster than you can say "Dark & Stormy."
Perfect for anyone who's ever dreamed of island life - or woken up on a beach wondering where their dignity went -
is the ultimate island misadventure.
Sip slowly. Read irresponsibly.