Because being nice is overrated, that's why. Tired of being told "no" in life? Sick of taking orders from bosses, partners, or that smug GPS voice that insists
recalculating
is your only option? Fear not, because this book is here to guide you to the ultimate life hack. Beneath the brutality and war crimes, dictatorship is essentially just living your best life without anyone stopping you. Why confine yourself to one lifetime of mediocrity when tyrants have proven again and again that, with the right mix of charisma, paranoia, and violent crackdowns, you can live like a god? You don't have to follow all their footsteps (just skip the genocide parts-bad PR), but the rules of the dictator's game can apply to anyone who dreams big enough.