Zombies always get the short straw in life. They didn't ask to be infected. They only want to shuffle along the dystopian landscape and nibble on some brains once in a while. Is that too much to ask?No, it's not, which is why Dining With Zombies exists. The short stories in this anthology discuss the daily routines of animated corpses. Once you've read them, you'll understand their eating, dating, living, and advertising preferences. Plus, since the stories are horror comedies, you'll simultaneously laugh and shriek in fear like a little girl.Dining With Zombies is for lovers of the undead, curious bystanders, and sympathetic humans. Additionally, zombies will enjoy each tale as a reflection of their lives. Of course, they need to come out of the woods for a network signal. So, we ask the zombie hunters to give them space. Sometimes, they simply want a good book to read as they gnaw on a femur tartare.