If your social battery is always on E, this mint green Don't Want to Go Stash Jar, capable of holding 3 oz, feels you on a spiritual level. Coming with a bamboo lid and featuring the full black text of "I Don't Want To Go, But I Want To Be Invited" printed front and center, it's perfect for keeping your goodies sealed, stashed, and away from the party. Or at least, away from people, at the party.