This book is for anyone who's ever:
Thought "maybe they'll change" while sobbing into a Chipotle bowl
Googled "how to stop catching feelings for people who give zero effort"
Stayed in a situationship out of optimism, boredom, or sheer delusion
Gotten emotionally attached to someone who said "I'm bad at communication" like it was a cute quirk
Welcome to
From DTF to WTF
-your chaotic, hilarious, and occasionally profound roadmap out of romantic nonsense and back to your damn self.
In these pages, Quentin Shires delivers the kind of relationship advice you actually want: messy, honest, unfiltered, and funny enough to make you laugh through the healing. It's part breakup survival guide, part pep talk from your emotionally evolved alter ego, and part "holy sh*t, did they bug my phone?" because yeah-it's that relatable.
You'll learn:
How to leave a date before dessert without faking a bathroom emergency
Why your last 3 love interests were just emotional escape rooms
How to tell the difference between chemistry and anxiety (spoiler: one feels like butterflies, the other feels like a crime scene)
The beauty of staying single on purpose-even if your aunt keeps asking about grandkids
How to actually fall in love (with them
and
with yourself) without spiraling into oblivion
This isn't about finding "the one." This is about becoming the version of you who no longer chases emotionally unavailable disasters because they have a decent jawline and know three astrology signs.
You don't need closure. You need this book.
And maybe a snack. Healing is exhausting.