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Haiku, Ew!: Celebrating the Disgusting Side of Nature
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Haiku, Ew!: Celebrating the Disgusting Side of Nature in Franklin, TN
Current price: $20.99

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Haiku, Ew!: Celebrating the Disgusting Side of Nature in Franklin, TN
Current price: $20.99
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Size: Hardcover
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If you think poems about nature are all pretty flowers and rainbow sunsets, this book is
not
for you. If you can’t handle giant whale farts, turn back
right now
. If you don’t want to know how lobsters pee, do not read one word further. Seriously, if you open this book, you’re going to find out the disgusting truth about where honey comes from!
All right, you’re in charge. Don’t say we didn’t warn you . . .
If you think poems about nature are all pretty flowers and rainbow sunsets, this book is
not
for you. If you can’t handle giant whale farts, turn back
right now
. If you don’t want to know how lobsters pee, do not read one word further. Seriously, if you open this book, you’re going to find out the disgusting truth about where honey comes from!
All right, you’re in charge. Don’t say we didn’t warn you . . .
Stop right there!
If you think poems about nature are all pretty flowers and rainbow sunsets, this book is
not
for you. If you can’t handle giant whale farts, turn back
right now
. If you don’t want to know how lobsters pee, do not read one word further. Seriously, if you open this book, you’re going to find out the disgusting truth about where honey comes from!
All right, you’re in charge. Don’t say we didn’t warn you . . .
If you think poems about nature are all pretty flowers and rainbow sunsets, this book is
not
for you. If you can’t handle giant whale farts, turn back
right now
. If you don’t want to know how lobsters pee, do not read one word further. Seriously, if you open this book, you’re going to find out the disgusting truth about where honey comes from!
All right, you’re in charge. Don’t say we didn’t warn you . . .