There's life in the old dog yet... When Jeremy Clovenhoof realises that he's become too fond of his creature comforts, he signs on as a roadie for a Danish heavy metal band and goes on tour. A whirlwind adventure of sex, drugs and rock and roll awaits this horny devil. However, things take a turn for the ridiculous when they pick up a band of Morris dancers on their way to a grudge match competition in the North of England. Will the world ever be ready for the unholy fusion of rock music and folk dancing, especially when it's Clovenhoof centre stage? The ninth book in the Clovenhoof series is a madcap romp featuring talking dogs, disco-dancing angels, naughty vintage books, flamethrower guitars and a conga dance into the gates of Hell. Praise for the Clovenhoof series: "Clever and utterly hilarious!" "Sharp, witty and intelligent. Easily one of the funniest books I've ever read." "You can't help but become immersed in the ridiculous plot and fabulous characters." "Full of dark humour, satire and surprising twists, I embarrassed myself more than once by laughing out loud at this book in the most inappropriate places."