Colonoscopies are a pretty common medical procedure, but the experience and prep beforehand can also be anxiety-inducing, full of medical jargon and inconsistent information. This guide is your friendly companion to the colonoscopy experience, walking you through each step and offering supportive and informative insight, anecdotes, and details. Author Scarlett K. Shiloh gives special consideration to things that may be triggering or uniquely challenging for neurodivergent folks, along with things they wish they'd known before their own procedures. Whether you're neurospicy, neurotypical, or a secret third thing, this detailed zine will give you the information you need so you know what to expect, how to manage, and how to prepare.