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I Do Not Eat Children in Franklin, TN
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I Do Not Eat Children in Franklin, TN
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A smooth-talking monster gets what's coming to him in this funny and slyly subversive picture book for fans of
There's a Monster in Your Book
and
We Don't Eat Our Classmates
.
A big orange creature lurks in a crowded playground...but don't worry! He would
never
eat a child. What do you think he is…a MONSTER? And kids are definitely
not
disappearing every time you turn a page. You're imagining things. The monster has nothing to hide; in fact, he loves children. And he would never, ever,
ever
—oops! There goes another kid....
This laugh-out-loud story will keep readers guessing until the end, then send them straight back to the beginning to keep a close eye on the wily monster (and the one kid who knows exactly what he's up to). A great read aloud for bedtime (or anytime!), this silly and subversive picture book delivers poetic justice and giggles galore.
There's a Monster in Your Book
and
We Don't Eat Our Classmates
.
A big orange creature lurks in a crowded playground...but don't worry! He would
never
eat a child. What do you think he is…a MONSTER? And kids are definitely
not
disappearing every time you turn a page. You're imagining things. The monster has nothing to hide; in fact, he loves children. And he would never, ever,
ever
—oops! There goes another kid....
This laugh-out-loud story will keep readers guessing until the end, then send them straight back to the beginning to keep a close eye on the wily monster (and the one kid who knows exactly what he's up to). A great read aloud for bedtime (or anytime!), this silly and subversive picture book delivers poetic justice and giggles galore.
A smooth-talking monster gets what's coming to him in this funny and slyly subversive picture book for fans of
There's a Monster in Your Book
and
We Don't Eat Our Classmates
.
A big orange creature lurks in a crowded playground...but don't worry! He would
never
eat a child. What do you think he is…a MONSTER? And kids are definitely
not
disappearing every time you turn a page. You're imagining things. The monster has nothing to hide; in fact, he loves children. And he would never, ever,
ever
—oops! There goes another kid....
This laugh-out-loud story will keep readers guessing until the end, then send them straight back to the beginning to keep a close eye on the wily monster (and the one kid who knows exactly what he's up to). A great read aloud for bedtime (or anytime!), this silly and subversive picture book delivers poetic justice and giggles galore.
There's a Monster in Your Book
and
We Don't Eat Our Classmates
.
A big orange creature lurks in a crowded playground...but don't worry! He would
never
eat a child. What do you think he is…a MONSTER? And kids are definitely
not
disappearing every time you turn a page. You're imagining things. The monster has nothing to hide; in fact, he loves children. And he would never, ever,
ever
—oops! There goes another kid....
This laugh-out-loud story will keep readers guessing until the end, then send them straight back to the beginning to keep a close eye on the wily monster (and the one kid who knows exactly what he's up to). A great read aloud for bedtime (or anytime!), this silly and subversive picture book delivers poetic justice and giggles galore.
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