No need to cue the candlelight when you score this funny tea towel and hang it in your kitchen. Your spouse or partner will know exactly what words to say when it comes to planning a romantic dinner for two—all they have to do is read from the to-go menu you place in their hands. The dark blue cotton dish towel features illustrations of pizza slices, Chinese takeout boxes and other carryout containers paired with a screen-printed and embroidered message spelling out the sweet nothings anyone would love to hear on a busy weeknight.