One Part "GAME OF THRONES" Intriguing.
Another Part, "The Next Great American Novel" (ish?).
And a Final Part, Hillarious "Doonesbury-Style" Illustrations!
Greetings to all Law Abiding Americans. Welcome to BLAGO Memorial Federal Prison!
You're all invited to "Visit" our humorous cast of fictional characters...
Old Hillary#043, Warden Hannittee, "ROTTEN"Rosie #666, Professor Limbow,
"MARY"Jane #420, Capt. Bon-gene-oh, Rita"NOMICS" #053 and Old Hillarys' current
disruptive nemesis and "outsider" campaign opponent, #001 "BAD-ASS"Bernice!
Have fun as Federal Corrections newest inmate, Old Hillary, finds out that BLAGO M.F.P. is
looking for a new Cellblock President. It doesn't take her but a criminal minute to decide to go
ahead and just annoint HERSELF! She runs a picture perfect "P"rison "C"orrect Election Campaign
filled with corrupt bribes, payoffs, fake dossiers, sex and maybe even a little "Guard Staff Collusion".
Be amused as B.M.F.P.s' Security Staff like Lt. Ben Shah-peer-oh along with Capt. Laura Ing-grum
seek criminal "profiling advice" from our In-House medical professional, Dr. Michael Savedge. You
will laugh out loud as the prisons' Asst. Warden, Mark Lah-vin, and civillian Newspaper Editor,
Mr. Glen Bekk, try to chase down leads concerning all of Old Hillarys' illegal Prison Yard
Campaign Hi-Jinxs!
Our star character, Old Hillary, is bound and determined to finally get some of that...
"Presidential Electoral Love" she's been so desperately seeking her whole life.
"OTHER RESIDENTS" have "OTHER IDEAS!"
You must get your very own copy of "LIFE" WITH HILLARY to see if she finally achieves,
"POTUS-type Bliss", or she just ends up thinking, "OOPS, I did it again", Pissed!
AMERICA, can you finally believe we've actually begun to..."LOCK 'EM UP!"