What happens when a sleazy Hollywood mogul gets mistakenly swapped with a blood-crazed medieval marauder called Moredeath the Bludgeoner? How can the magician at the centre of this bizarre accident put things back in their proper place? Who is Mistress Munn, and how is it she seems to be everywhere at once? What is so frightening about the Greer swamp and its inhabitants, The Bloodly Sisters? All will be revealed in this bawdy latter-day fairy tale for adults where the heritage of Chaucer, Shakespeare, and all good fantasy writers is decimated then pieced together by Gladwell Jupp's sweaty fingers and presented for your delectation in a steaming pie of confusion.