Keep this Hallmark Shoebox dish towel hanging in your kitchen, just not near the stove, to share the deets on how impressive (or how impressively combustible) your cooking style is — even when you're not flambéing anything. The white kitchen towel features a hilarious illustration of a pot on fire paired with a like-minded message. Make every mealtime a funny burn with this humorous tea towel on display. Includes fabric loop on back for hanging and makes a great choice for adult kids and takeout lovers.