...To him, the most satisfying thing was the piece of meaning he had been given about the organization when he asked about the name: "What does 'Buttcheeks' have to do with it all?" he asked one day while preparing an exotic end cap. "Absolutely nothing, Clancy," the King answered. "It's ALL about the Customer?" from pg.143 This is the future of Football: 12 on 12 Dual-Quarterbacks Time-Based Scoring rules and so, so much more. Follow three characters as they experience the 27th season of the PolyMatic Football League. The Fan: A young but long-suffering fan of winless team joins a shadowy secret society with deep ties to the game. The QB: Over-the-hill and desperate for another title, the future HOF'er turns to the only illegal PED for an edge. The Coach: "Onward and upward" made flesh, this old man plays to win and climb the ladder of his organization until he has no equal.