It all begins with a broken neck. When a teenage employee of children's restaurant Pizza Good Times finds himself twisted around a cowboy's fist, his young replacement is thrust into the surreal daily drama of a minimum-wage job. New recruit Ian Rider hates the dopey bosses, loathes the demeaning work, and absolutely abhors the obnoxious parents who bring their children to PGT—but the promise of love, real or imagined, keeps him in the game.Ian's over-anxious teenage libido informs everything he sees, while his awkwardness keeps him just barely out of trouble. But after a strange chain reaction leads Ian to deliver a baby in a broom closet dressed in the horrific mascot uniform of Good Time Charley, his life really spins out of control...