If you are ever schlepped to the underworld by a three-headed dog, you'd better have your wits about you. That's just some free advice. You might think life is going to always go along a baseline status quo, but trust me, it's not. You might not really be in control, after all. And there's the whole naked thing. Not for the faint of heart. Or if you've always woken up as one kind of dragon, and suddenly you keep waking up as another kind of dragon. Well then, boy howdy better see a specialist. And they don't' come cheap. Maybe you're lucky. Your numbers hit. Mega jackpot and all that. Everything is easy street, right? Right? Aw heck no. Nothing is ever that simple. You should settle down, buy yourself a really large mansion and then go to sleep. Don't you worry about what the previous owner might have left in the hidden corners. Sometimes what you don't know is not good for you. Not good for you at all. Just because you're on TV doesn't mean you're a fake. Ask Jack Banyan. He'll tell you. Or the ghosts will tell him first and then he'll pass it along. He's a powerful psychic... but what is that they say about power? Don't bring a knife to a gun fight? Yeah, that. And I hope for your sake your brilliantly colored Bird God is not the jealous type. Just sayin'.