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JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN!
TRICK OR TREAT?
The first story is the trick. The second story is the treat .
'PUNPKINS FOR CHEAP'
This book should never be read by anyone. It's gross and immature. It's almost as if a small child wrote it. If you enjoy poorly written dark humor, you might like this book. I mean, there's a chapter titled 'Tampons Are Not Yummy'. So use your imagination as to what kind of story this is. This book will get bad reviews (if anyone ever reads it). I expect that. If I had to review it, I would say it was the dumbest book I have ever read/wrote. However, it does make me laugh. (Oh yeah, it's kinda gross too.) At least it's a short read. Plus, it could be scary. What if maggots evolved and wanted to take over the world?A maggot has invaded Jimbo's brain. The maggot has plans to make baby maggots and sell them inside jack-o-lanterns..
PLUS A BONUS STORY TITLED 'THEM BONES''Them Bones' is the most disturbing story I have ever written. It is true body horror! Probably one of the most twisted and bloodiest stories I have ever written. No spoilers, but it's about a man who falls in love with a skeleton. The skeleton asks him to make her pretty. PROCEED WITH CAUTION
MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY
TWO EXTREME SHORT STORIES
JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN!
TRICK OR TREAT?
The first story is the trick. The second story is the treat .
'PUNPKINS FOR CHEAP'
This book should never be read by anyone. It's gross and immature. It's almost as if a small child wrote it. If you enjoy poorly written dark humor, you might like this book. I mean, there's a chapter titled 'Tampons Are Not Yummy'. So use your imagination as to what kind of story this is. This book will get bad reviews (if anyone ever reads it). I expect that. If I had to review it, I would say it was the dumbest book I have ever read/wrote. However, it does make me laugh. (Oh yeah, it's kinda gross too.) At least it's a short read. Plus, it could be scary. What if maggots evolved and wanted to take over the world?A maggot has invaded Jimbo's brain. The maggot has plans to make baby maggots and sell them inside jack-o-lanterns..
PLUS A BONUS STORY TITLED 'THEM BONES''Them Bones' is the most disturbing story I have ever written. It is true body horror! Probably one of the most twisted and bloodiest stories I have ever written. No spoilers, but it's about a man who falls in love with a skeleton. The skeleton asks him to make her pretty. PROCEED WITH CAUTION
MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY
TWO EXTREME SHORT STORIES

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