I've survived a lot in my time-vacuum cleaners, Roombas, Gran's driving-but nothing prepared me for what I found in my backyard: an inflatable pool. Filled with water.
Odelia, in her infinite wisdom, had decided to teach us how to swim. Because clearly, what every self-respecting cat needs is a near-drowning experience.
As if that wasn't traumatic enough...
A rage-fueled pigeon decided I was his personal enemy.
A twenty-year-old mystery resurfaced-along with a murder victim who looked exactly like a missing woman (but hadn't aged a day?!).
Strange messages hidden inside a goatherd figurine led us deeper into the case.
And, oh yeah... I suffered a highly embarrassing grooming mishap, leaving me with a bald patch no cat should have to endure.
With a cold case heating up, a bird dive-bombing me at every turn, and Odelia dragging me into
yet another
life-threatening scenario, I was barely keeping my head above water-literally.
Will we crack the case before another victim turns up? Will I ever get my fur-and my dignity-back?
There's only one way to find out... Read on for another wildly hilarious feline adventure!