Rejected Books
is a collection of forty hilariously unrealistic, totally cringe-worthy covers for books that will never, ever be published—from the authors of
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
Have you ever had a great idea for a book but then thought, “Nobody would ever read that”? Well . . . you’re probably right. But you’re not alone! Enter
, a rollicking collection of the best book covers for books that were never meant to be. These awful pitches were turned down for any number of reasons: they’re either too long, too sad, too raunchy, or just plain bad.
The compilation of imagined book covers in
will have you scratching your head and guffawing with every page turn. Though
Pranks with Sausages
and
Holy Bible II
don’t actually exist,
offers up a professionally produced series of photos imagining just what these wacky ideas (and plenty more) could
look like.
includes delightfully weird covers of imagined books like:
• The Sculptors Who Couldn’t Do Hands
• Cooking with Breast Milk
• Possessed Toys: A Buying Guide
• Unfortunate Gluing Accidents
• Camel Toes Through History
Enjoy the worst book pitches of all time and rest assured that anyone can have a future in publishing . . . even if your ideas are totally horrible.