Rickles' Book
will make you love one of the great Americans of our time, Don Rickles.
Why you need to buy
immediately:
will help you win friends and influence people.
will introduce you to all of his famous friends, from Frank Sinatra to Johnny Carson.
will help you lose weight.
will help you gain weight.
will improve your love life.
will make you cry (If your love life doesn't improve).
will make you laugh (If your love life does improve).
will give you something to talk about at parties (If you're ever invited to parties).
, along with the
Bible
and
War and Peace
, will grace your bookshelf and upgrade your literary status.
will keep you up at night.
will put you to sleep at night.
will make you rich (If you treasure great humor).