"When Mr. Ruthfield called me for a positive statement about his new book, I told him, I'm an old man but I'll see." - Ernest Hemingway
"I don't care what the polls say, I'll be re-elected in 2024 and make Amazon pay their taxes especially on books like Satire for the Soul which I'm planning to ban from all public libraries including the Library of Congress." - President Joe Biden
"As long as this publication is in print, we will not only sell it on Amazon but give it praiseworthy public awareness in the Washington Post, although is it really worth cutting down trees to put Satire for the Soul in print?" - Jeff Bezos
"Hey, what is this? Who does this guy think he is? Don't come to me for writing something nice on the back cover of a book when everybody knows it's a loser. I'm telling you that this Ruthfield guy is dangerous! He once supported the American Civil Liberties Union, an organization that Hitler, Stalin, Fidel Castro, and Mao Zedong would likely be members of. You got that, buddy?" - Bill O'Reilly