Everyone knows it's humans you need to stay away from. Humans, albeit unfathomably idiotic at times, are the apex predator. So why can't I stay away from this one?DominicAfter a bout of food poisoning forced my engaged friends into bathroom-quarantine, they got an email about a cancellation at this beachside resort wedding venue. They need to tour and accept the venue in-person today or else it'll go to the next couple on the waiting list. As much as I hate leaving my charges unprotected, I bite the bullet. That's how I ended up at this bougie beachside resort waiting to sign a contract.But when the wedding coordinator drops a bomb, telling me she needs the engaged couple here in person to secure the booking, I know I'm in trouble.That's when an infuriatingly bubbly redhead gamer girl swoops in, uninvited, to save the day.VanessaAs a successful videogame streamer on my way to a tournament for my favourite game, I have a lot to be happy about.But when nature calls and the concierge at the hotel I pulled into won't let me use the facilities without a room booking, I get desperate.Now I'm impersonating someone I've never met and I'm in a fake engagement with a moody bodyguard who's impersonating someone else.The hand-holding, bickering, luxury suite and king bed – those are all just part of the act, right? Seducing the Cecaelia Bodyguard is a bisexual tentacle shifter romance. Intended for adult readers only.