50 is the new 30! Wrong. 50 somethings are redefining middle age; keeping alive the heart and soul of an '80s classic hair band! So cut up your sweats, rock that bandana and walk like an Egyptian through your fifties! The perfect Birthday, Father's Day or Mother's Day gift for anyone near 50 something. Looking at life through the sarcastic, cynical eyes of Generation X: The Mullet! Caddyshack, Erectile Dysfunction, The Breakfast Club, the blue pill, the pink pill, Smoking Hot 51 year old Bond Girl, Mall Bangs, Occasional Leakage, sex at 50, and more.