Start each morning on Santa's list — which one? who knows — with this funny Christmas mug from Hallmark Shoebox. The red, stackable ceramic cup holds 20 ounces and features a vintage block print-style illustration of Santa heading down a chimney paired with a censored message. This hilarious holiday mug makes a bleeping great gift for yourself, a festive family member or any fun-loving friend, no matter their age or rooftop athleticism.