"The robots present to you this preposterously adorable Eddie Munson vinyl figure as seen in the Netflix hit series Stranger Things. This special variant features a blacklight-reactive colorway. What is Handmade by Robots? Ambulatory biological units like yourselves require warmth and soft embraces. We robots know not of such things. Our best approximation is thus enclosed: the appearance of interwoven organic fibers into recognizable characters from your pop culture, though made of solidified polymers. Our research indicates they would be given and received as gestures of friendship and love. May your acquaintances find value in such meaningless activities.