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This is the story of how I became a serial killer. And I know that sounds bad - you hear "serial killer" and immediately you think: "bad egg". But bear with me. I'm the exception that proves the rule. I'm a good guy, and the nicest multiple murderer in history. You'll see...
So begins the increasingly incendiary confession of Amsterdam tour guide, confused Buddhist and all-round mostly good guy, Wesley Bell. After seven years of non-violence, Wesley's dream of a world without sociopaths is given a boost when, entirely by chance, he's caught up in a pair of fortuitous freak fatalities. Then when yet more toxic humans cross his path, Wesley is faced with a choice: does he sit back and allow these soulless trolls to wreak their terrible havoc? Or does he take arms against a sea of misogynistic man-demons, and strike a blow for the greater good?
(It's the latter.)
Join him.