Welcome to the enchanted and exciting world of best friends and boyfriends, Napoleon Tanner and Nathanial Tobbs. While playing in Luperette Forest one a hot summers day as children, they witness a sorceress opening a portal in the sky. Queen General Glacktoline, ruler of Hewolatootin in the Wizenwhere, creates a magic rain over the Forest and the boys lives are changed forever. Taking place over different time periods in Tanner and Tobbs lives, from childhood to late middle age, the four stories tell of their incredible adventures dealing with the practitioners of the light and dark magic of the Wizenwhere, known as velos and gorcem. Along with their friends Mosunalie Hawthorne, Grenal Wood, Livitron Goodwell and Rodollo Rodrgiuz, they are downloaded into the web stream, battle human sized rats on prom night, and given special powers in order to manage the effects of velos and gorcem on Earth. But it is the uncommon and intense love between Nathanial and Napoleon that keep them alive and give them the strength to become champions in the fight against the nefarious and shadowy forces who are planning to create fear and chaos in our world.