This collection features two previously released stories together in one volume with an added bonus of two previously unreleased chapters. The Life, Times, and Various Diseases of P.J. Kazoondite - Far out in the remotest part of the remotest solar system of the remotest galaxy of the alternate universe, devious plans are afoot. Mr. Phlegm, the morbidly obese escaped war criminal, is plotting to assume the throne of the planet Zarntuckus. A retired special agent (Bebo Flaberwacky) enlists the help of a grouchy time machine salesman and his daughter (Zaphoz and Kim Bomar), an ex-professional wrestler turned superhero (Captain Thunderbuns) and an ancient prophet of the late, great, and apparently mortal god, P.J. Kazoondite (Kelp Von Bladdersmack) to foil Mr. Phlegm's plans and return a sense of normality to Hyper-Paradise. The group quickly discovers, however, that normality is relative in this action-packed, adventure-comedy-drama that even includes a broadway-style musical number. Consume at your own risk. The Curious Case of Dr. Filbert Fusspucker - Take a head trip back to Hyper-Paradise where things on the planet Zarntuckus are once again descending in utter chaos. This time, no one has a clue how to make things right except for Parsnip Twaddlebaum, the Improbable Wizard of the Mystical Realm of Hither, Thither, and Yon - a unique world with talking cabbage heads, a bus driving gorilla, and a subservient Native American who identifies as the Wizard's secretary. After finding themselves falling into this strange, new world, Bebo Flaberwacky and a cocktail waitress named Karma, must find the way back to Zarntuckus and fulfill the prophecy of the late, great, and apparently mortal god, P.J. Kazoondite. Meanwhile, Zaphoz and Kim Bomar along with Kelp Von Bladdersmack are trying to make sense of the bedlam that has descended upon their home world. Who is the promised child? Is everyone who they appear to be, or are their identities part of a much grander scheme?