From the perspective of the Crowded Camper Mom, this story chronicles the first six months of full-time living in an RV for an adventurous military family. Leaving her home behind to keep the family with their Military Man, an Air Force search and rescue pilot, she details the chaos of packing seven living bodies (counting the two small kids, two huge dogs and a grumpy fish) into 41 feet of space called home. Enduring the worst winter Arkansas had seen in decades in a fifth wheel with walls thinner than paper, they battle ice storms, exploding appliances, flaming space heaters and their retired military bomb dog (Arco). He may have once found bombs in the military, but now he drops bombs of the fecal kind throughout the expanse of their living space. Whether he is counter surfing or chasing deer, Arco's stories will make you laugh out loud, as much as the stories about their children's antics, the rest of their pets, and the bonds between them will bring you great joy and warm your soul. At the end of the day you will feel good about life, love and relationships, while you experience theirs in a house "made for garden gnomes."