You think you've read everything about Hazel & Augustus? That's there's nothing else to their Star Crossed love story? Think again! Discover the real truth behind the characters you've come to know and love. "The group leader was a cancer survivor who milked it for all he could, running support groups as his sole means of support. He was always talking about how we met in the Heart of Jesus--because the Church building is shaped like a cross--he said we're in the Literal Heart of Jesus. Except that we were in the basement. I figured that's probably closer to the gut, and as I sat in the last row that put me in the ass--the Literal Ass of Jesus."