No self-respecting dog owner should be without a copy of this book of quotations about man’s best friend. Compiled by dog lover Aubrey Malone, The Little Book of Dog Quotes brings together hundreds of quips and quotes about canines. Actors, writers, politicians – and even Sigmund Freud – all famously share an appreciation for these faithful friends who have left a lasting impression not just on our lives, but on our language and laughter-levels too. This collection of quotes is humorously illustrated by the cartoonist Richard Jolley.
A dog wags its tail with its heart. (Martin Buxbaum)
What’s the difference between a dog and a cat? Dogs have owners. Cats have staff. (Fay Weldon)
Why aren’t dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet. (Michael Cullen)
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. (Franklin P. Jones)
If a film of mine wasn’t going well I always put a dog into it. It worked every time. (Walt Disney)
Aubrey Malone has compiled a number of anthologies of quotations, including Football Wit, Country Wit, Welsh Wit and Wisdom, and The Mammoth Book of Irish Humour.