Jake Munroe is not happy.He was happily munching a croissant in his favorite bakery when these wizards rudely yanked him across the dimensions. Now he's being told that, for the next two years, he's the absolute ruler of a country of twenty-eight million people...oh, and he might want to do something about that invading army that is vastly more powerful than anything Flobovia can muster. (Also, 'Flobovia'? Really? Why would you name your country 'Flobovia'?)Of course, that's not the most ridiculous part. No, the most ridiculous part is that this world runs on the rules of the Heroes and Hellhounds roleplaying game. And, just for grins, it runs on Rules As Written, so reality is highly underspecified and common sense is straight out the window.Jake will need to use every exploit he's ever read about on random websites in order to survive in a world where the Archpriest hates him, the enemy general is smarter than him, and his own bodyguards will kill him if he does the wrong thing.'Not happy' doesn't begin to cover it!