Originally written as an instructional guide for Lisa's six adult children to consult with when she got old and dotty,
Three-Quarters Dead
soon began to nudge her in a different direction. She discovered she had more impressive things to share than the proper way to make meatloaf, or the right direction to face the toilet paper roll. Without warning,
hijacked Lisa's original intentions for the book and set in motion a diabolical plan wherein her innocent readers would be exposed to a dangerously unbalanced and only slightly sane realm...her mind. With splashes of honesty,
Lisa dares to share her own freakish life lessons about midlife lies, inventive aging, and pesky personal growth. But wait...there's more!
In her own offbeat way, Lisa courageously gives away her secrets on how to safely trim thick, yellowing toenails (yours or your parents), and the best way to choose a bra for sagging boobs. Other more serious topics include the beauty of
transformation, spiritual awakening, and faith
. A short book for short attention spans,
will both enlighten and entertain readers of any age.