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CLIENT: MADISON That rotten, no good- My ex-boyfriend of too many years just left me three weeks before the most important wedding of my life. I wanted to make a statement at that wedding. I've changed. I'm no longer the loser who got dumped by the popular boy in high school. Now I'm a successful business woman with clear skin. But how can I possibly make that sort of statement as a loner? I can't, that's how. So when my friend suggests hiring a date from the Big D!ck Escort Service, it was hard to laugh it off. And as the days ticked by, it was harder and harder to deny that I needed saving. No sex, though. I'm not that kinda girl. I'll just hire the guy for a date, and nothing else. Just one date without any funny-business. That's do-able, right?