MEET...
Cosmo "Five Hands" Cinquemani: a larger-than-life oil & gas crew chief with a passion for romance and song-and one last chance to start a "big, noisy, Italian family."
AND HIS GIRLFRIEND...
Dara Lynn Cooper: an adopted teenage farm girl with the face of an angel and a body like mortal sin-determined to be more than a dairy farmer's wife.
AND HIS ENEMIES...
Clyde Cooper, Jr.: a brooding backwoods hayseed with two sick obsessions: his illegal cockfighting business and his "sister" Dara Lynn
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Avery Tiberius Pallant: Vermont's senior senator and notorious womanizer with a string of scandals and a party yacht to prove it. Irene Cinquemani: Cosmo's wife who spends her days in a housecoat and slippers bemoaning her marriage and an unexpected medical diagnosis. Cosmo's Mother's Ghost: who haunts Cosmo and stands in his way of finding happiness with Dara Lynn and fulfilling their...
UNDERGROUND DREAMS