The critically acclaimed author of
MANSFIELD PARK AND MUMMIES
tackles a hilarious new parody topic --
supernatural relationship advice!
Admit it, you've secretly dreamed of
dating
a sexy brooding
vampire
or an alpha
werewolf
...
But what about dating
zombies, mummies, angels, fairies, demons, ghosts,
occasional spotted
aliens
with tentacles, or
other
random metaphysical impossibilities?
Furthermore, what if those paranormal beings in turn dreamed of dating
each other
-- each one in search of their own supernatural soul mates?
The answer lies, as usual, in the planets, and the entire solar system of planetary harmonic alignment.
Take the
supernatural compatibility test
and discover your own
soul planet
.
Discover what planet rules which supernatural species, and which paranormal personality combinations offer the most compatibility to each other -- and to
you
And then, be matched with the supernatural soul mate of your wildest dreams!
It's all in here!
Plus, as a special bonus, discover the Supernatural Matchmaker's greatest advice --
the Love Secret
VAMPIRES ARE FROM VENUS, WEREWOLVES ARE FROM MARS:
A Comprehensive Guide to Attracting Supernatural Love