This collection of short stories brings together the best of the twice-yearly zine We’ll Never Have Paris and features nonfiction writing by fabulous and burgeoning authors. Each short story featured in the collection focuses on the theme of things which were ill-fated, star-crossed, or just plain bad ideas. With the goal of encouraging new writers, the zine highlights writers mainly hailing from New York City, but also includes authors from across the country. Comedic tales of regret, poor decisions, and disappointment find their way to the pages of this collection of true stories that reflect the human condition.