Celebrate the upcoming retirement of a friend, coworker or loved one with this funny mug. Midnight blue matte glaze makes a pretty backdrop for the cup's message that shouts out their new daily schedule. Coffee cup for a special retiree includes a cute sunrise illustration between the colorful lettering design and a recessed, stackable base. Save the cups of ambition for the unfortunate worker bees and pour yourself a cup brimming with fun instead. Show off your newly retired free-range lifestyle with family and friends when you display this funny tea towel in your kitchen. Your daily working schedule is detailed in no uncertain terms with the cotton towel's colorful embroidery on dark blue. This dish towel makes a great retirement gift for yourself, a spouse, or any friend or family member whose only new assignments will involve hobbies and catnaps.